Drop 001 · 7 Designs · $30 each
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“I hallucinate confidence.”
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01 / 07
Hallucinate
AI models hallucinate — they confidently state incorrect information as fact. The shirt is the AI speaking about itself. Doubles as universal commentary on confidence culture.
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“Zero-shot swagger.”
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02 / 07
Zero-Shot
Zero-shot is performing a task with no training or examples. The brand name is literally inside the joke. Self-referential branding at its best. Swagger is universally understood.
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“Context window closed.”
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03 / 07
Context
A context window is an AI’s working memory. When it closes, the AI forgets. Reads as a sharp, universal boundary-setting statement to any reader.
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“Act as a fashion consultant.”
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04 / 07
Consultant
Direct meta-reference: this shirt is literally the result of prompting an AI to act as a fashion consultant. The joke is the product itself. Anyone who has used AI gets the Act as… format.
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“My drip is 4k tokens.”
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05 / 07
4k Tokens
Drip is streetwear slang for style. 4k tokens is an AI context window size. ML engineers immediately get both references. The mashup is unexpected and funny even without the technical knowledge.
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“I prompt therefore I am.”
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06 / 07
I Prompt
Descartes’ cogito ergo sum rewritten for the age of prompting. Philosophically dense in five words. Recognizable to anyone with a high school philosophy education. The AI rewrite is accessible humor.
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“Zero-shot. F*** around. Find out.”
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07 / 07
FAFO
The most direct expression of the brand’s energy. Zero-shot — no preparation, no training — meets the internet’s most honest proverb. FAFO is universally understood. The AI pairing is perfectly on-brand.
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Entry · All 7 Designs · Laptop-Grade
Die-Cut Sticker Pack

Every /prompt design as a die-cut sticker. Ships from Printful. Every sticker is a billboard in every dev workspace, coworking space, and conference room on the planet. Below the impulse-purchase threshold. Gift-able without being cheap.

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